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		<title>dear chris broussard: the gays pay your salary. so shut up.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 18:22:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In case you don&#8217;t have the interwebz, don&#8217;t follow sports or gay rights or the news, or don&#8217;t generally enjoy equality, you may not know that Chirs Broussard, an ESPN sports analyst and writer, is a bigot. After NBA athlete Jason Collins came out as homosexual, Broussard, on live TV, discussed his personal views on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>bow to your sensei :: a letter to my comedy mentor, chris lane.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 14:39:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To a friend and colleague, mentor and teacher, and the funniest person I have had the opportunity to get to know, Chris Lane: Chris taught me so many things when I moved to this city. I remember signing up for an improv group in Columbus because I missed doing stand up comedy. I WAS SO [...]]]></description>
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		<title>how to live every day like you are in a taco bell commercial.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 15:13:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Tuesday morning. We are all miserable.  Yesterday, a storm system moved through the Midwest, dropping sleet, snow, and doom across the country. It was like&#8230; raining Eeyores.  It&#8217;s hard to keep your chin up when the closest thing we have to a real holiday is months away (I&#8217;m not counting Easter, because Easter is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>why gay marriage has *nothing* to do with love.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2013 20:29:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am both a law student and a comedian, a woman and a daughter, a lesbian, and an American citizen (not to mention a handful on the dance floor). Many Americans have struggled with the concept of gay marriage, and it may surprise you to know that I am one of them. That may enrage [...]]]></description>
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		<title>what i *really* think about my ex-girlfriend&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Mar 2013 15:58:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bcartus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alright, readers...]]></description>
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		<title>lesbian dictionary :: part I</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2013 17:52:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Enjoy my take on how lesbians use common words like "hatchback" and "bro": your ultimate pocketguide to surviving in a  bar full of cut off tees and miller lite specials.]]></description>
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		<title>The only thing &#8220;Identity Thief&#8221; stole from me was $6.50 and my dignity: another movie review.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 01:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you were planning on dragging yourself to a movie this week, stay home and watch the pedantic Jodi Arias coverage on HLN. Fuckin&#8217; Nancy Grace. I guarantee you will be more entertained by that shit than Identity Thief.  Just take a drink every time Nancy Grace is a raging bitch.  You&#8217;ll be passed out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>rushing to get hitched or begging to get ditched :: why this week sucks.</title>
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		<comments>http://brookecartus.com/rushing-to-get-hitched-or-begging-to-get-ditched-why-this-week-sucks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2013 03:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bcartus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[STUPID VALENTINE&#8217;S DAY. Even the Reeses commercials are annoying the shit out of me. And I LOVE peanut butter cups, arguably more than my car.  So why does the media, my favorite candy, and every relationship I know go totally insane leading up to Valentine&#8217;s day?  This wretched holiday is rooted in a pagan celebration [...]]]></description>
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		<title>cigarette pants, airport romance, and other grievances: #whitegirlproblems, part deux.</title>
		<link>http://brookecartus.com/cigarette-pants-airport-romance-and-other-grievances-whitegirlproblems-part-deux/</link>
		<comments>http://brookecartus.com/cigarette-pants-airport-romance-and-other-grievances-whitegirlproblems-part-deux/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2013 20:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bcartus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[About 11 months ago, readers, I posted a blog about all of my #whitegirlproblems. The issues at the time included diet, exercise, and dating, and I genuinely wish I could say I have grown in the last year. But I am going to bitch about the same fucking things. You're welcome.]]></description>
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		<title>why we should ban together this fucking holiday season.</title>
		<link>http://brookecartus.com/why-we-should-ban-together-this-fucking-holiday-season/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:28:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bcartus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am going to piss a lot of people off with this post. So... in advance... you're welcome.  Consider it my early holiday gift to you that you didn't want. And I didn't give you the gift receipt so you can't return it. Happy re-gifting.]]></description>
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