5 tips to survive football season as an Ohio lesbian.

I get it. It’s early September, you’re finally getting into the swing of things this fall, and all of a sudden *BAM*! You lose all your friends on Monday night, Thursday night, and the entire fucking weekend. You thought you were dating someone and it was going well, but it turns our you were a six month placeholder for a man named Julio Jones. ¬†You aren’t great at day drinking, and boneless wings give you indigestion. Continue reading

why gay marriage has *nothing* to do with love.

I am both a law student and a comedian, a woman and a daughter, a lesbian, and an American citizen (not to mention a handful on the dance floor). Many Americans have struggled with the concept of gay marriage, and it may surprise you to know that I am one of them. That may enrage you, but before you freak out and close this window, hear me out. Continue reading